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Video Game Men's Socks
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me...
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Socks are an everyday necessity for most. These socks will give you maximum comfort and style simultaneously! Cushioned for maximum comfort Ribbed for a secure fit 60% Nylon, 22% Cotton,...
Assholes Are Everywhere - Men's Socks
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One way to deal with the predictable deluge of everyday assholery is to be a miserly, anti-social curmudgeon. The other way is to accept the things you cannot change and...
Yo Dude. Put Some Pants On - Men's Socks
Also available from Blue Q: Yo Dude, Zip Your Fly Socks. And coming soon: Yo Dude, Is That A Dorito Crumb In Your Beard Socks. Just kidding. We don't make...
Yo Dude. You're Late - Men's Socks
I love these socks. They're bright, billboard-y, and straight to the point. Plus, they're fashionable. You might even say that they are fashionably late. You know, if you were a...
Yo Dude. Love Your Stupid Face - Men's Socks
Maybe if your face wasn't so stupid I wouldn't love it so much. But it is and I do, so there. For as long as we both shall live. Men's...
F*ck This Sh*t - Men's Socks
I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Men's shoe size...
Thou Hath Balls - Men's Socks
Lion, Tigers and Bears? You got this. And after you win the arm wrestling tournament, take them all out for a beer or something. No one likes a sore winner....
BBQ - Men's Socks
The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy cage-like accessories or novelty aprons! All he needs is a big-ass...
I Hate Everyone Too - Men's Socks
Just a dude and his dog. In a way, you almost hope he doesn't catch that fish, right? Who wants all the commotion? And anyway, it's really difficult to make...
I Got This - Men's Socks
You never know when disaster will strike, but with Blue Q's I Got This Socks, you'll always be prepared. So if you ever see storm clouds rolling in, pull on...
Look Within The Fridge - Men's Socks
Make sure you're sitting in a comfortable position, with your legs crossed and shoulders rolled back. Notice your breathing. In and out, in and out. Now, do a full body...
Sure I'm Listening, With My Butt - Men's Socks
Every time I see these socks, I LOL. Every time he sees these socks, he'll LOL. And every time he goes to a pal's house and takes off his shoes,...
Not Gonna Lie - Men's Socks
"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it so... chia-y?" "That horizontally-striped maxi...
Bad Mood - Ankle Socks
Ugh, can't you just stop already? I know it's hard for you to take a step back and leave me be, but just try, ok !? Just try to mind...
Being A Girl - Ankle Socks
Sometimes, there are so many wonderful options out there that it's hard to pick just one. Sometimes, not so much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton, 45% nylon and...
You're All Amazing And Sh*t - Ankle Socks
You are also wonderful, magical, genius and pretty freaking sweet. Well-heeled, too. Don't forget that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 1% spandex.
My Favorite Socks - Ankle Socks
Life is complicated and amazing and unpredictable and delicious. You're everything and anything and all of the things wrapped into one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton, 45% nylon...
Assholes Everywhere - Crew Socks
There are assholes in New Jersey. There are assholes in Barcelona. There are assholes in Boise. There are assholes in Tibet. There are even a few assholes right here at...
You're Not The Boss Of Me - Crew Socks
Oh, soft combed cotton, you make one sweet sock. You are a lovely thing. It's also a lovely thing to see a sweet cherub-like darlin' dipping her finger delicately in...
Cha Cha Cha - Crew Socks
I wanna take you home, foxy lady! I'm comin' to get ya, foxy lady! Put on your dancing shoes, I'll be there in 15 minutes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50%...
Getting Freaky-Deaky - Crew Socks
The truth is, we're all freaks. It's just that some of us are brave enough to wear it on our feet and some of us aren't. So tell me, what...
F*ck This Sh*t - Crew Socks
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up...
Bring Wine To Work Day - Crew Socks
If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green padded wig if you roller skate home tonight, which...
'Sup Nerd - Crew Socks
Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple(?) tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world,...
Stay Away From Assholes - Crew Socks
Behind you in the grocery check-out line, in front of you on the escalator, next to you on the train. Assholes really are everywhere and it's time we all just...
I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss - Crew Socks
Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
I Hate Everyone - Crew Socks
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cottom, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.
Sock Whore - Crew Socks
So, ok, judge me. I own a lot of socks. I get a bit emotional about these things. Oh pink heathered soft combed cotton. Thank you for weaving yourself into...
Ring Master of the Sh*t Show - Crew Socks
Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that...
Superstar Reporting For Duty - Crew Socks
Imagine this sock standing proudly at the front of a stage in a cone of yellow light, hands on its hips with the wind blowing through its hair and rippling...
Kick This Day In It's Sunshiny A*s - Crew Socks
Kick it! Kick it hard and good and jump up and dance. These gorgeous yellow bellied beauties are made of soft combed cotton and will make you feel like you...
Don't Judge Me - Crew Socks
A well-dressed child plucking beets out of the ground on a warm summer's day. Looks a little too wholesome, you think. But then you take a moment to look a...
Cute, But Psycho - Crew Socks
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
Sh*tting Rainbows Kind of Day - Crew Socks
Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2%...
Patience. Yeah no. - Crew Socks
The great thing about the girl on this sock is that she doesn't care (at all) about being impatient. In fact, the only thing she IS patient about is her...
Duchess of Sassytown - Crew Socks
Who cares if you're not all that sassy yet? Fake it 'till you make it, dude! Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
Not Here To Make Friends - Crew Socks
I'm here to be Number One. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex.
I Gave A F**k Once - Crew Socks
There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Never did I ever give TWO Fucks. That's too far!...
I Love Bread - Crew Socks
Bad Boy of the 21st Century. Bread, I just can't get over you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 3% spandex.
I love My Job... Just Kidding - Crew Socks
It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my favorite,...
Motherf**king Girl Power - Crew Socks
#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
La-Di-Da Crew Socks
This is a highly successful cat. Lovely, lazy, nap-filled, pretty-in-pink - that's his life. Want to know his secrets? You'll have to get the socks first. Women's shoe size 5-10....
Here Comes Trouble - Crew Socks
Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to row against the current with a happy dog at its feet! Here it comes! It's Trouble! Women's shoe...
Love Ya, Mean It - Crew Socks
You are the sprinkles to my sundae, the ketchup to my curly fries. I honestly, truly, and absolutely for real don't know what I'd do without you. Women's shoe size...
Well, This Sucks - Crew Socks
Ever have a tough day? Of course, we all do. But what sets us, you and me, apart is that we face those days head on and well-heeled. And toed....
I Have Mood Swings - Crew Socks
You could go to therapy, or go to the gym. Take some pills or self-medicate. OR! Or, you could wear always bright, consistently happy, self-reflective socks on the daily. It's...
Hellraiser - Crew Socks
There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cottom, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.